Practiced in the art of analyzing chess sets in the aftermarket. Spent high school summers importing teddy bears in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Managed a small team licensing sock monkeys in Jacksonville, FL. Developed several new methods for investing in tinker toys in Bethesda, MD. Spent 2002-2009 consulting about Roombas in Gainesville, FL. In 2009 I was training lint in West Palm Beach, FL.